The Super Bowl is cool because companies spend gazillions of dollars making cool commercials to keep people like me who know nothing about football entertained while the people who follow football are taking hot wing and bathroom breaks.
The Super Bowl was once not cool…circa 1986:
Maybe the Pats should have done this in 2012:
Lib says: Maybe not. Give DA BEARS credit for actually doing it themselves instead of hiring mullet/big-haired 80’s peeps.