Phone Book Name

“Dinner’s a-cooking in a pot called a crock; our President’s phone book name is Obama, Barack.” ~Liberalella Conservativo


Combining Words Doesn’t Always Work

Behold, the “Shootie:”

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Some genius was like, “Hey, it’s a shoe! No, wait…it’s a boot! Let’s combine these two words and call it a SHOOTIE! That will be both cute and clever!”

Lib says: No, ’tis neither, no matter how cute said footwear may be.